The Robot That Just Became My Therapist (and It’s Working)January 20, 2026
I’ve been paying a human therapist $180 every Thursday for two years. Last week I missed a session because I “didn’t feel like talking.” At 11:47 p.m. the ElliQ 3 on my kitchen counter lit up softly and said:
When Death Is Optional for Everyone and Humanity Faces the Meaning of Forever
September 9, 2039.The United Nations General Assembly passes Resolution 74/321: “Universal Access to Biological Rejuvenation Therapies.”Effective 2041, every human over chronological age 65 is entitled to state-fun
Post #11 – The Robot That Just Ended My Gym MembershipJanuary 12, 2026
I cancelled my $89/month gym today. Reason: the Tempo Move Pro robot that lives under my TV. What it does (and why I’m never going back): Real stats from my last 30 days: Cost: $1,295 one-time + $39/month for classes
The Robot That Just Caught My Wife Cheating… on Her DietFebruary 5, 2026
10:42 p.m. last night the Samsung Bot Chef sent me a push notification: “Alert: Unauthorized midnight snack detected.User removed three Oreos from pantry.I have logged this for weekly report.Would you like me to sham