The Robot That Already Replaced Me at IKEA
December 21, 2025 Today I watched a robot do my old weekend job — and it was weirdly emotional. IKEA quietly rolled out Agility Digit (the blue humanoid) in 42 U.S. stores this month. What it does in real life (filme
The Robot Just Got His First School Suspension (and I’ve Never Been Prouder)March 21, 2035 – 2:11 p.m.
Our son is 7 years 9 months old. Today he got sent home early with a note from the principal: “Incident: Unauthorized use of school robotics equipment.” Translation: during recess he convinced Optimus (who was ther
Pripyat’s Eternal Silence: Chernobyl’s Abandoned City Frozen in Post-Apocalyptic Time
Pripyat, Ukraine—founded in 1970 as a model Soviet atomgrad for Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant workers—stands as one of the world’s most haunting abandoned cities. Evacuated on April 27, 1986, just a day after
2045 and Beyond: When Every Person Lives as an Artist of Their Own Existence
My name is Luca Moreau, and I paint my mornings. Not on canvas. With life itself. I wake in my small loft in Marseille, windows open to the Mediterranean. I choose the colors of the day slowly: the deep blue robe...